Here in the perfectly located offices of The Curmudgeon, we occasionally relocate to an even better spot. Similarly, a man must sometimes reposition himself, you know, down there. There are specific unwritten rules for this repositioning. One step over the line and you are no longer repositioning but playing. There was no confusion of what one man was doing on a N.Y. City subway when he was immortalized on a chip in a woman’s cell phone sitting across from him.
He was playing. He was spanking the monkey. He was singing diddledee doo dah all the ding dong day. Too bad 41 year-old Cileane White was sitting nearby, minding her own business, armed with a cellphone. When the festivities began, Ms. White kept her head and snapped a pic of Kevin Bishop from da Bronx, also known as “Tickle Me, Schlomo” to his many friends made during 64 arrests and 24 convictions.
According to the New York Daily News, White then went to the police station with her evidence. At first a female officer told her the situation was “not a police matter,” but White persisted until finally a different officer accepted the report. Police later arrested the suspect on charges of public lewdness and launched an internal investigation of the female officer who originally refused to accept the report. It does make me wonder if it’s wasn’t a police matter, whose matter was it? MAWW? Mothers Against Weiner Wankers?
Update: After his Thursday Arrest, Bishop appeared in court on Friday. Bishop admitted to flogging the bishop, adding, “I deeply apologize for what happened.” He’s probably sorry he was caught. He was charged with a misdemeanor and face 90 days in Jail.
It reminds me of my favorite TV show.
Law and Order
Weiner Wanker Division