Here in the posh pad that is The Curmudgeon offices, I see texting going on all the time. The youngsters particularly seem to enjoy it, and they traipse up and down the hall, on their way to the restroom or the copy room or the conference room or O’Reilly’s Pub, the little place I run on the second floor with an outdoor deck overlooking Puget Sound. Make a pretty penny too, but my point is, texting texting texting, sleek little fingers tap tap tapping their vital messages such as HOWRU? GO N 2 P and IM@WRK & MY BOSS Z HOT :-P. My point is that is exactly what Alexa Longueira was doing when she stepped into an open manhole.
As reported by channel 2, local N.Y. CBS news, Miss Longueira was tap tap tapping when she fell into the sewer, suffering deep cuts and bruises. The manhole had been left unattended by a N.Y.C. Department of Environmental Protection worker. She was helped out of the stinky confines by an apologetic DEP worker. Nice work protecting the environment, boys! I think eliminating the streets of 15 year old texting girls is protecting the environment.
“It was just really gross and it was shocking and scary,” CBS quoted her as saying. “Because of their careless mistake I got hurt.” When pressed further she confessed to her mindless texting activity and added, “Regardless of whether I’m texting or not if there was a cone there I’m gong to see a big orange cone,” she said. “I walk that sidewalk every day, I don’t expect a big hole there.” That”s right, sweetie. You don’t have to pay one bit of attention to where you are walking. Everyone else will take care of you. The world is just a big, soft, fluffy cloud. Why, last week when your mom drove into that brick wall, WTF? That wall didn’t used to be there. Somebody is responsible for that wall!
You and I both know what comes next. The lawsuit. The girl dreams about falling now, so that’s like mental anguish and loss of sleep. And the mother confirmed they might sue. “It could have been an elderly person, a mother pushing a stroller. It could have been anyone.” Yes, but it wasn’t. It was your dumb ass daughter. True, the manhole should not have been left open and someone could have gotten hurt, but the girl has to share some responsibility as well. Put your damn phone in your pocket and watch where you’re going.