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photo by kmevans, flickr

photo by kmevans, flickr

Here in the inquisitive offices of the Curmudgeon, we trudge through the sewage of the Internet so you, lucky readers, do not have to.  We pull out just the interesting stuff, was it off, spray it with some sanitizer and bring it to you.  That is how we found ourselves wearing our virtual hip waders and sloshing through AOL where we came upon the following item: these 5 unfortunately named websites, whose names say more than was intended.

It makes you wonder who made up these names in the first place and ponder how much they got paid to do it, for you or I could surely do it better.  Without further jabbering from me, lets get started.

Gotahoenorth.com

gotahoenorth.com

gotahoenorth.com

Do they want us to go to Tahoe or hire a prostitute?  They both can relieve tension I’m told.  I’ve been to Tahoe and it is, without a doubt very nice, but this time I think I’ll go ta hoe.

Speedofart.com

speedofart.com

speedofart.com

Is this the fastest flatulence west of the Mississippi?  No, just a guy’s website where is sells his art.  He gets a lot of attention with this name, and this is the one where I wonder if it was named on purpose.

Whorepresents.com

whorepresents.com

whorepresents.com

No, it’s not a site where prostitutes presents their wares, but a site where a producer can look up the agents name of many famous people.  Funny, some people think that show business people are like whores so maybe this one is named on purpose too.

Penisland.net

penisland.net

penisland.net

I’m surprised there isn’t an adult site with this name.  There was a penisland.com which belonged to Pen Island, Louisana, but they changed there URL.  This one, the dot net, a seller of fine, custom-made pens, didn’t.

Therapestfinder.com

therapistfinder.com

therapistfinder.com

I always wondered where to search if I was ever looking for a rapist.  Boy, was I happy to find this site.  Unfortunately they’re not about rapists at all, and I suddenly found myself on a site dedicated to finding you a therapist.  I definitely don’t need a therapist.

So whether you are searching for a hoe, a fast fart, a land of penis’, or even a rapist, you now know where to go.

(Photo Credit: die computer, kmevans, flickr)

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