The Navy announced plans to allow women on submarines, but they are strangley silent on exactly what this entails. Here are the Top Secret facts worthy of a James Bond novel. Shocking and titillating!
Posts Tagged ‘satire’
U.S. Navy Building “Sexy Subs” for Hot Chicks
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged Crusty curmudgeon blog, defense secretary robert gates, female sailors, James Bond, pink submarines, satire, sexy girls, SPECTR, U.S. Navy, women on subs on February 25, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Bailing Out the Porn Industry is Viagra for the Economy
Posted in Skewed News, tagged bailout of auto industry, bailout of banking industry, bailout of porn industry, depression, enterainment industry, entertainment, funny, humor, IT guys, Porn, porn industry, satire, sex, should government bailout porn, stag films, storks on January 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Should the U.S. Government bail out the porn industry? They did it for the banking and automobile industries. Why not porn? The Curmudgeon says, “You betcha!” Here’s his upright, rock-hard reason that really drives the point home!
New Postage Stamps Licked: Just the Facts, Ma’am
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged atomic bomb, bad opera, cheap postage, classic tv shows, curse like a fishmonger's wife, cursing, Dr. Atomic, dragnet, foulmouth, groucho marx, Hitchcock, humor, I love lucy, J. Robert Oppenheimer, jack web, letter writing, licking things, lost art of letter writing, New stamps, opera sucks, satire, snail mail, STD's, tijuana hookers, U.S. Post office, you bet your life on December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The new U.S. postage stamps are announced, so the Curmudgeon talks about cursing, bad Opera, classic TV shows, cheap postage, the lost art of letter writing, and licking things. Huh?


