Stupid Kid Electrocutes Own Nipples, Sues School

A stupid kid and two friends attach clamps to his nipples and plugged it in. It was like a Three Stooges routing, and now they’re suing the teacher, the school, and the town. The absurdity of frivolous lawsuits.

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Google Street View Captures Girl’s Dead Body on Sidewalk?

Google Street View cameras capture girls body on sidewalk. Investigation reveals she was “playing dead.”

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Fake Big Booty Panties Newest Craze

Big Booty Unerwear is the newest craze with woman buying panties that make them look like they have a big behind. What’s the world coming to?

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U.K. Teaches Clumsy Girls to Walk in High-heels

In the UK, a college course teaches teenage girls how to walk in high heels. Could this class ever happen in the U.S.?

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Spying Pigeons in the Middle East

India is holding a pigeon under armed guard, who says the pigeon is spying for Pakistan. Not so strange in the Middle East. Iran arrested two pigeon in 2008, accused of spying for the U.S. on a nuclear facility. Stranger things have happened.

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PETA Wants Amityville House of Meat-Eating Horror

PETA wants to lease the Amityville House of Horror to frighten meat eaters, with exhibits, souvenirs, and a vegan cafe.

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“Killer” Squirrel Traps Couple in House

A super squirrel traps a couple in their Cleveland home. Police are summoned to free them.

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Man Calls 911 After Hooker Doesn’t Deliver

In a White Castle bathroom, a hooker doesn’t give a man everything for his $50.00. He calls 911 to report a robbery. A tale of stupidity.

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Has the Jury Reached a Verdict?

In Switzerland they may give animals legal rights. The result will be a new species of lawyer.

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Car Thieves Call 911 On Themselves

Car Thieves accidentally call 911 during the commission of the crime. Officers are sent to the scene.

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