A stupid kid and two friends attach clamps to his nipples and plugged it in. It was like a Three Stooges routing, and now they’re suing the teacher, the school, and the town. The absurdity of frivolous lawsuits.
Posts Tagged ‘frivilous lawsuits’
Stupid Kid Electrocutes Own Nipples, Sues School
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged attorneys, Boy electrocutes nipples, Crusty curmudgeon blog, culture, danger of electricity, Dubois, electrocution in Dover, frivilous lawsuits, funny, high school, lawyers, money grubbing, New Hampshire, news of the weird, permanent brain damage, stupid lawsuits, Suing schools, teachers, teaching kids about electricity, the crusty curmudgeon, the kindness of strangers, weird news, western culture on August 31, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Has the Jury Reached a Verdict?
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged Animal rights, attourneys, culture, frivilous lawsuits, funny, lawyers, repopulation program, the crusty curmudgeon, vanishing species on March 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
In Switzerland they may give animals legal rights. The result will be a new species of lawyer.
Man Sues Royals Over Hurled Hot Dog
Posted in Skewed News, tagged Aramark, Ballpark franks, frank, frivilous lawsuits, funny, lawsuit, Royals, the crusty curmudgeon, thrown hot dog, weird news, wiener eye injury on March 5, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
A man sues Kansas City Royals over a flying frank. The hot dogs are not only violent, they’re terrible.
Girl Steps Into Open Sewer While Texting
Posted in Skewed News, tagged Alexa Longueira, cbs, cell phone texting, dangers of texting, DEP, Dept. of Environmental Protection, don't text and drive, frivilous lawsuits, funny, girl falls into manhole, humor, lawsuit, stupid texting girl, texting, texting girl falls in manhole, texting girl into sewer, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on July 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A teenager was walking down the street when she stepped into a manhole with it’s cover removed. She was texting at the time. Can you text LAWSUIT MNENT.
Woman Sues Cap’n Crunch Because ‘Crunchberries’ Are Not Fruit
Posted in Skewed News, tagged abuse of the legal system, Cap'n crunch lawsuit, crunchberries, crunchberries are not fruit, frivilous lawsuits, fruit loops, funny, humor, migrant farm workers, misleading public, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on June 4, 2009 | 4 Comments »
A woman sues because “crunchberries” are not real. Apparently, she thinks their are fertile fields of crunchberries scattered across the land and the crunchy berries are hand-picked by migrant farm workers.
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