Stupid Kid Electrocutes Own Nipples, Sues School

A stupid kid and two friends attach clamps to his nipples and plugged it in. It was like a Three Stooges routing, and now they’re suing the teacher, the school, and the town. The absurdity of frivolous lawsuits.

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Teen Fad Hugging: Why are Adults Freaking Out?

A new craze is sweeping up young adults, hugging. Can this be bad? Why are adults freaking out?

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Fake Big Booty Panties Newest Craze

Big Booty Unerwear is the newest craze with woman buying panties that make them look like they have a big behind. What’s the world coming to?

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New Teenage Fad: Biting and Bloodsucking Scary Stuff

The new fad among teenagers is biting and sucking blood to show love and affection. Unfortunately, this is extremely dangerous. The fad explained along with myriad of dangers.

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PETA Wants Amityville House of Meat-Eating Horror

PETA wants to lease the Amityville House of Horror to frighten meat eaters, with exhibits, souvenirs, and a vegan cafe.

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Episcopalians to Offer Mass for Dogs

Episcopalian church to offer masses for dogs. I guess they really can get into heaven.

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Has the Jury Reached a Verdict?

In Switzerland they may give animals legal rights. The result will be a new species of lawyer.

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U.S. To Build a $1 Billion London Embassy – With a Moat!

The U.S. is building a new embassy with a moat. What? Are they expecting the Visigoths to attack?

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Facebook Felon Runs Criminal Empire From Prison

British prisoner continued to run his criminal enterprises from prison on Facebook. Most of his posts were threats. That’s what I call social networking.

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PETA and Punxsutawney Phil Go Shadowboxing

PETA want to replace Punxsutawney Phil with an animatronic groundhog. Now they’ve gone too far..again!

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