A stupid kid and two friends attach clamps to his nipples and plugged it in. It was like a Three Stooges routing, and now they’re suing the teacher, the school, and the town. The absurdity of frivolous lawsuits.
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Stupid Kid Electrocutes Own Nipples, Sues School
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged attorneys, Boy electrocutes nipples, Crusty curmudgeon blog, culture, danger of electricity, Dubois, electrocution in Dover, frivilous lawsuits, funny, high school, lawyers, money grubbing, New Hampshire, news of the weird, permanent brain damage, stupid lawsuits, Suing schools, teachers, teaching kids about electricity, the crusty curmudgeon, the kindness of strangers, weird news, western culture on August 31, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
New Teenage Fad: Biting and Bloodsucking Scary Stuff
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged biting, Crusty curmudgeon blog, culture, hickeys, hickies, HIV, mouth bacteria, sex, sucking blood, syphilis, teenage fad, Vampires, western culture on July 19, 2010 | 2 Comments »
The new fad among teenagers is biting and sucking blood to show love and affection. Unfortunately, this is extremely dangerous. The fad explained along with myriad of dangers.
Death of 30 Year Old Caused By Vibrator
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged anti-porn crusaders, Crusty curmudgeon blog, french president Nicolas Sarkozy, Heart attack, Mary Poppins, masterbation, Nanny, Porn, religious right, sexy girls, western culture on July 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »
A 39 Year Old Nanny Dies By Vibrator.
PETA Wants Amityville House of Meat-Eating Horror
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged Amityville, animal cruelty, anti-meat eaters, crazy PETA, Crusty curmudgeon blog, culture, funny, House of horror, news of the weird, PETA, the Amityville Horror, tourist traps, vegans, western culture on May 29, 2010 | 5 Comments »
PETA wants to lease the Amityville House of Horror to frighten meat eaters, with exhibits, souvenirs, and a vegan cafe.
Canadian Teachers Lap Dance for Students
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged canadian teachers, Crusty curmudgeon blog, dancer training, humor, lap dance, stripper pole, suspended, teachers dirty dance, weird news, western culture on February 27, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Two teachers in Canada are suspended for lap dancing for students. That’s my kind of school!
U.S. Navy Building “Sexy Subs” for Hot Chicks
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged Crusty curmudgeon blog, defense secretary robert gates, female sailors, James Bond, pink submarines, satire, sexy girls, SPECTR, U.S. Navy, women on subs on February 25, 2010 | 4 Comments »
The Navy announced plans to allow women on submarines, but they are strangley silent on exactly what this entails. Here are the Top Secret facts worthy of a James Bond novel. Shocking and titillating!
Man Shoots Himself in Butt
Posted in Skewed News, tagged .360 automatic, Crusty curmudgeon blog, Darwin, Fort myers florida, funny, gun contol, handguns, humor, man shoots his butt, rights of man, stooges mo, three stooges on October 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A man shoots himself in the butt. The gun claims “self-defense.”
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