A student of a Texas high-school was kept out of the school yearbook for making a funny face in her picture. Are you her teachers, or her guardian of taste and decorum?
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Girl Punished for Making a Face in Yearbook
Posted in Skewed News, tagged funny yearbook photo punished, gang symbols, Girl punished making face, poor US education, San Antonio, school bans photo, Schools parenting kids, teach don't preach on December 2, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Secret Disturbing Message Revealed in Hospital Sign
Posted in Skewed News, tagged Baboon heart, burnt out bulbs, Elmhurst Hospital, funny, funny sign, Hospital incompetence, humor, liver transplant, the crusty curmudgeon on November 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
At an Elmhurst Hospital, a few choice light bulbs burnt out on their neon sign, with hilarious results!
Man Flashes, Bus Crashes
Posted in Skewed News, tagged flasher causes crash, gherkin, Kid arrested for flashing, man flashes bus crashes, New Zealand bus flasher, New Zealand sausage roll, sex, sex in public, slang for penis, weird news, western culture on November 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In New Zealand, a 14 year-old boy flashed his doodle. A woman screamed. The bus crashed.
School Sells Grades For Cash
Posted in Skewed News, tagged cash for grades scheme, funny, N.C. school system, poor education, School sells grades, school system broke, the crusty curmudgeon, U.S. school system, U.S. trails in education, weird news on November 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A school in North Carolina started a cash for grades scheme to raise money. They’re strapped. The program had the kibosh put on it by higher powers. What’s happening to our school system? It sucks, and it’s our fault.
Man Crashes Recliner, Gets DUI
Posted in Skewed News, tagged driving drunk, drunk recliner, DUI driving recliner, fast recliner, funny, humor, La-Z-Boy, Minnesota, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A man driving his souped-up La-Z-Boy down a Minnesota street, crashed into a parked cat. He got a DUI and 120 days in jail.
Attack Cat Menaces UK Postmen
Posted in Skewed News, tagged funny, humor, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on October 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
In England, the Royal Mail Service is threatening to suspend mail to an address because of their “attack” cat. A little kitty, not a tiger or something. Sounds like they’re a bunch of scaredy cats.
Man Shoots Himself in Butt
Posted in Skewed News, tagged .360 automatic, Crusty curmudgeon blog, Darwin, Fort myers florida, funny, gun contol, handguns, humor, man shoots his butt, rights of man, stooges mo, three stooges on October 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A man shoots himself in the butt. The gun claims “self-defense.”
Young Girl Sells Granny on eBay for $3,500
Posted in Skewed News, tagged caring for the elderly, clacton in Essex, grandmother sold on eBay, humor, old people, pensioner, schoolgirl auctions granny, sell your cat, selling humans on ebay, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on October 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A 10-year old schoolgirl puts her grousing granny up for auction on eBay…and gets bids of more than $3,500. Ah, if it was only so easy.
Doctor Lets Man Die and Steals His Rolex
Posted in Skewed News, tagged doctor pockets corpse's rolex, doctor steals dead guy's rolex, fake rolex, grand theft, hippocratic oath, hospital cover up, humor, Rolex, rolex president, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news, wrongful death on October 2, 2009 | 4 Comments »
A California doctor allegedly lets man die so he can steal his Rolex. He was caught. The clock tolls for thee, doc. Tick, tock.
Angry Woman Eats Husband’s Goldfish
Posted in Skewed News, tagged argument, Eating goldfish, fried goldfish, funny, Goldfish, humor, news of the weird, pets, swallow live goldfish, texas woman eats goldfish, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on September 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »
After a dispute with her ex common-law husband, a Texas woman takes his goldfish and eats them…fried, of course.


