Here in the pole-dancing offices of The Curmudgeon, most of us enjoyed high-school and found it a stimulating experience. But not as stimulating as some Canadian students whose teacher lap danced on another teacher during a school assembly.
Never willing to let a good thing go, a phone-video of the event was posted on-line, and that’s how the stuffed shirts found out about it and suspended the teachers without pay. What? They didn’t get raises?
The incident took place at Churchill High School in Winnipeg, where apparently they don’t appreciate extra-curricular learning and valuable job training.
The students were laughing at first, but that amusement soon turned to shock and awe.
“At first we were laughing and then it was like, ‘Oh that’s a little too far,’” The Globe and Mail quoted a 14-year-old Freshman as saying. The poor thing. Not ready for life after high school at all.
The school trustee, Mike Babinsky, a party pooper, was outraged at the teacher’s behavior. Aw, he was sooooo jealous. It could have been him in that chair. He was asked why he was so jealous and angry:
“He is sticking his head into her crotch, into her private area,” Babinsky told The Globe and Mail on Tuesday. “I don’t know if they’re making contact, but it’s way too close.” He did not go on to say, “I’ll fix him…being with my woman like that. That was my lap dance!”
Poor Babinsky. He’s a cuckold and embarrassed about it. One student was quoted as saying the “whole school was rattled” after that. I’ll bet. All those hormones rattling around in their pubescent bodies, and suddenly an idea comes along. I wonder if enrollment in the school’s dance program has increased?
I’ll say one thing. If this happened at more schools, attendance would be way up. Top of the stripper’s pole.
I just hope the teacher’s got enough money stuffed into their gym pants to hold them over during the suspension.
(Information for this story came from the Globe, the Mail, and FOX News.)