Pet alien snakes escape and live in the wild. They have no predators, so they thrive and wreak havoc on the ecosystem. It could escalate into a catastrophe.
Archive for October, 2009
Giant Alien Snakes Attack U.S.
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged alien snakes in Florida, Burmese Python, jack rabbit, National Park Service, pet snakes escape, the crusty curmudgeon, U. S. Geological survey, U.S.G.S., water moccasin, weird news, western culture on October 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Student Seeks a Personal Assistant: You Need One Too!
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged the crusty curmudgeon, news of the weird, western culture, student seeks personal assistant, hire a PA, rich georgetown, smart business, good idea on October 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A college student placed an ad for a personal assistant. People are criticism him for this, but it sounds like a good idea to me.
Man Crashes Recliner, Gets DUI
Posted in Skewed News, tagged driving drunk, drunk recliner, DUI driving recliner, fast recliner, funny, humor, La-Z-Boy, Minnesota, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on October 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A man driving his souped-up La-Z-Boy down a Minnesota street, crashed into a parked cat. He got a DUI and 120 days in jail.
Saudi’s Ask United Nations For Aid – Say What?
Posted in Pusilanimous Politics, tagged global emissions reduction, jets, King Abdul Aziz, palaces, reduce oil dependence, Saudi palace pictures, Saudi royal arrogance, Saudi royal family, saudi's ask for aid, the crusty curmudgeon, United Nations, weird news, yachts on October 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
The Saudi’s have asked the United Nations for aid in case global agreements on reduction in oil use come to fruition. Like they need the money.
Attack Cat Menaces UK Postmen
Posted in Skewed News, tagged funny, humor, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on October 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
In England, the Royal Mail Service is threatening to suspend mail to an address because of their “attack” cat. A little kitty, not a tiger or something. Sounds like they’re a bunch of scaredy cats.
Model is Photoshopped to Look Impossibly Thin
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged advertising, anexoria, boing boing, fashion, photoshop disasters, photoshopped model, Ralph Lauren, the crusty curmudgeon, Twiggy, ultra thin models on October 12, 2009 | 2 Comments »
A fashion model was photoshopped to make her appear impossibly thin. Is this unreasonable image of females causing harm to teens? Many think so and the debate rages on.
Man Shoots Himself in Butt
Posted in Skewed News, tagged .360 automatic, Crusty curmudgeon blog, Darwin, Fort myers florida, funny, gun contol, handguns, humor, man shoots his butt, rights of man, stooges mo, three stooges on October 11, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A man shoots himself in the butt. The gun claims “self-defense.”
Man Caught Videotaping Women’s Butts: Are You Looking at My Bum?
Posted in Crazy Culture, Uncategorized, tagged arrested for filming women, candid pics butts, female bottom, humor, man caught filming ass, secret ass shots, secretly taping women, sex in public, sexy girls, Tampa, Target, the crusty curmudgeon, Video voyeurism on October 6, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Here in the recherché offices of The Curmudgeon, the air is full of sexual tension. Not that we did it on purpose (well, maybe just a little), but I have some attractive staff members. I’ll leave the judging of the men up to you, but I can say there are some women here [...]
Young Girl Sells Granny on eBay for $3,500
Posted in Skewed News, tagged caring for the elderly, clacton in Essex, grandmother sold on eBay, humor, old people, pensioner, schoolgirl auctions granny, sell your cat, selling humans on ebay, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news on October 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A 10-year old schoolgirl puts her grousing granny up for auction on eBay…and gets bids of more than $3,500. Ah, if it was only so easy.


