A woman has been awarded $33,000 to make plaster casts of women’s buttocks. How can I get in on that action?
Archive for June, 2009
Large Grant Awarded to Make Sculptures of Women’s Butts
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged aftican culture, ass worship, fascination with butts, government grants, Grant for butt sculptures, humor, junk in the trunk, men like ass, nice butts, plaster casts of butts, Swansea Wales, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news, western culture on June 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Cruise Ship Offers Pirate Hunting Cruises
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged AK-47, parrots, peg leg, Piracy, pirate hunting cruise, pirates target yachts, rise in piracy, somali pirates, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news, western culture on June 27, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Piracy has been on the rise in recent recent years and the ships have been powerless against them. Now a Luxury Yacht Cruise Company is offering “Pirate-Hunting” vacations, where the passengers are armed with AK-47’s and tropical drinks.
GLAAD Asks Paris Hilton to Apologize: Hilton Still Whining
Posted in Skewed News, tagged Bill O'Reilly on Hiton, Black-eyed peas, GLAAD asks hilton apology, GLAAD paris hilton, hilton a pussy, hilton demands apology, hilton said faggot, hilton used f word, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news, will i. am, words can hurt, wussy on June 24, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Perez Hilton continues whining over Black Eyed Peas punched in the face incident. This time he demands an apology from GLAAD for calling him a wussy.
Perez Hilton Punched In Face Gets a Black Eyed Pea
Posted in Skewed News, tagged celebrity blogger, fergie, hilton calls pea faggot, perez hiltin black eye, perez hilton black eyed pea, perez hilton jerk, perez hilton punched, the crusty curmudgeon, Totonto Cobra club, twitter, weird news, will i. am on June 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Perez Hilton gets out of line with the Black Eyed Peas and gets punched in the puss by the tour manager. Bout time someone put the mewling, puling jerk-off in his place.
White House News Still Fuzzy: Official Dog Portrait
Posted in Skewed News, tagged the crusty curmudgeon, humor, funny, western culture, Photo white house dog, bo obama dog, portuguese water dog, president obama, michelle obama, official white house dog photo, Ralston purina, bailouts, food shortage, leg humping, education reform on June 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The white house released the official photo of Bo – the White House dog. Bo spoke on the economy, dog biscuit shortage, the Kittykat war, and humping the first lady’s leg.
Drunk Lawyer Wakes Up In Trash Can – Now That’s Getting Trashed!
Posted in Skewed News, tagged binge drinking, drunk attorney, drunk lawyer, humor, intoxicated, Jeffersonville Indiana city council, larry wilder, lawyer gets trashed, lawyer in trash can, legal system, looped, public drunkeness, snockered, the crusty curmudgeon, trashed, weird news on June 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
A lawyer gets drunk, blacks out, and wakes up in a neighbor’s trash can. That’s what I call “bin” drinking.
Student Hides “F” Word on High School Yearbook Cover
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged f bomb, F word, funny, Hidden word on yearbook, high school yearbook cover, humor, Obcenity on yearbook cover, pics of high school cover, pics of word yearbook, pranks, Shaker Heights, stunt, the crusty curmudgeon, weird news, western culture on June 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
An art student at a high school hid the “F” word on the yearbook cover. It got noticed…big time, but the kid had already graduated. It was a world-class stunt, but did he really get away scot free?


