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Archive for June, 2009

A woman has been awarded $33,000 to make plaster casts of women’s buttocks. How can I get in on that action?

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Piracy has been on the rise in recent recent years and the ships have been powerless against them. Now a Luxury Yacht Cruise Company is offering “Pirate-Hunting” vacations, where the passengers are armed with AK-47’s and tropical drinks.

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The U.S. government is spending half a million dollars to study why men don’t like wearing condoms. Duh!

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Oklahoma City bomber Terry Nichols is suing because prison food has caused him to “sin against God.” Will the absurdity never end?

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Perez Hilton continues whining over Black Eyed Peas punched in the face incident. This time he demands an apology from GLAAD for calling him a wussy.

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Perez Hilton gets out of line with the Black Eyed Peas and gets punched in the puss by the tour manager. Bout time someone put the mewling, puling jerk-off in his place.

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The white house released the official photo of Bo – the White House dog. Bo spoke on the economy, dog biscuit shortage, the Kittykat war, and humping the first lady’s leg.

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A lawyer gets drunk, blacks out, and wakes up in a neighbor’s trash can. That’s what I call “bin” drinking.

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A female mannequin was placed outside a Barbecue restaurant for publicity, She brought in more than customers. She brought in the uproar.

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An art student at a high school hid the “F” word on the yearbook cover. It got noticed…big time, but the kid had already graduated. It was a world-class stunt, but did he really get away scot free?

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