This is what a thong is supposed to look like.
Here in the offices of The Curmudgeon, the men dress well – sexy even – but none of us are wearing thong panties under our pants. At least I don’t think so, though I do worry about that French guy, Jaques, down the hall. No, I’m a boxer kind of guy, but I can’t speak for the rest of the staff. That’s why I am tickled (so to speak) by men who wear women’s sexy underthingies. Sure, it feels all soft and luxurious on your skin and gives you a raging h….um…but how would I know? I don’t, I tell ya, I don’t, but I can imagine the silky smoothness as it gently…oh…ahem. Anyway…
That’s why I’m chuckling today over a story on WSMV.com, because wearing women’s thong panties is one thing, but burglarizing a house wearing nothing but is something else entirely. It got all freaky in Andersonville, Tennessee when cops arrived at a burglary in process. The scantily clad, gender-confused burglar heard the cops arrive and jumped out a second story window. Have you ever jumped out of a 2nd story window wearing 5 inch heels? Hurts like hell. Anyway, cops followed footprints from the house to an abandoned farm next door. There they found 42 year old Larry Moore wearing the thong in question.
For the life of me I can’t figure out what motivates a guy to do this, unless the excitement of burglary had become passé , and dressing up in women’s panties had also begun to bore him. He just wasn’t getting the thrill to which he had grown accustomed. Then one day he said to himself, “I know! I’ll wear a thong- I think that frilly pink number – and burglarize a house!”
I can see him now prancing around the scene of the crime while singing “I Feel Pretty.” No word on what he was stealing. Probably more panties because, gosh, it’s just so embarrassing to buy them at Walmart. And heaven knows, Larry Moore wouldn’t want to be embarrassed. Nope, ole Larry Moore of Andersonville, Tennessee was never one for embarrassment.
I don’t have anything against guys who wear panties. I think it’s kind of funny and as I’ve always said, whatever raises your flag as long as you hurt no one and there aren’t any children involved. But burglarizing a home ain’t right. Somebody worked hard to afford those panties which you so cavalierly just sashay into their home and take them, Mr. Larry Moore of Andersonville, Tennessee.
A fund has been started for Larry to help him while he is in jail.
Send your used panties to Anderson County Detention Facility to help him pass the time. Remember though, he’s jaded so make them crotchless for that extra oomph.
Why is it they never arrest any of these fellas in othropedic girdles? Much more comfortable, flattering and, in my view, sexier too.
Donald: Ha! Next time you’re on a caper, let me know and I’ll alert the authorities! You can be the first!
no wai, i was having a conversation today about men’s underwear and how disturbing it was that guys EVER wore thongs! i’m a fan of the boxer brief, myself. in any case… poor old larry. we all have guilty pleasures. his is just wrooonnnnnggggg (cartman voice) and illegal
maria from http://www.whyisthispopular.com
also, your picture seems to indicate that larry didn’t look good in a thong. for all you know his ass was BANGIN!!
maria from http://www.whyisthispopular.com
Maria: WAI! We must be psychic, because all day I was thinkin’ that you were thinkin’ that it was disturbing that guys EVER wore thongs! Once again we agree, and I am reminded of the saying, “Great minds…blah, blah, blah.” Here’s something else that just occurred to me: I have Larry prancing around the house in his pink, frilly thong singing “I Feel Pretty” from West Side Story. Which character sings this song? Maria! ooOOOOooooooOOoooo. Somebody pass the whiskey!
Now to the much more serious topic of whether Larry’s ass was “BANGIN’” as you say. For me, a man, this does not compute. There is simply no man who’s ass looks good in a thong. I realize as a hawt, Internet diva, your opinion is different. While they did not have a picture of Larry’s ass, in a thong or otherwise, I gotta say, from his mugshot I could see where a woman might find him attractive. So maybe from a woman’s point of view, his ass WAS bangin’. You must not encourage men to wear them. Remember…For men…It’s Wrong to Thong!
I demand an immediate link to his mugshot!
maria from http://www.whyisthispopular.com
I was trying to read your post but that picture kept distracting me haha. People just do dumb shit. Hopefully his cell mates don’t get a whiff of why he was arrested.
i have the same problem. In fact, I keep coming back to look at this post again and again…and I don’t know why. I can’t seem to remember what I came here for in the first place.