Burglar In Women’s Thong Panties Arrested

The police are called to a burglary and what do they find? The same thing they always find: A man wearing nothing but thong panties.

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Woman Stabs and Kills Father Over Dinner Roll

A man saved a dinner roll and left a note to his daughter telling her not to eat it. She ate it. He got mad. She stabbed him. He is dead. Not since Les Miserable has there been this much fuss over a hunk of bread.

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Man Rents Closet, Woman Lives in One Undetected

In Florida, a man pays $150 per month to rent a closet to live in and he fixes it up like a mini-condo. In Japan, a woman lives undetected in a man’s closet for a year before being discovered. The housing market is tough!

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Frying Rat on a Hot Tin Roof: Animal Cruelty Laws Run Amuk

A pest control company received four citations for trapping a squirrel on a roof and not providing it with adequate food, water, and shelter. A story of animal cruelty laws run amuk.

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Secret Sex Codes Teens Are Using

The list of the top 50 sex acronyms teens are using today. Turns out the list is absurd. Far more useful, is the list of 100 acronyms. Great to know, for parents and perverts.

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Woman Punched in Kisser Over High Asparagus Price

A motorist in Germany pulls over and punches a female vegetable seller in the face because she was charging too much for asparagus. The asparagustapo rides again!

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Man Bites Off Friend’s Penis and Swallows

Here in the well-appointed but not posh Curmudgeon offices, lunchtime is approaching.  Usually, the staff fends for themselves, or we all order Chinese or Deli, or we have an ersatz business meeting at one of the local brew-pubs, with steaks, chops, burgers, oysters, salads, and cold, frosty artisan beers.  Not today though.  Maybe never again.  [...]

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“Do Dogs Go To Heaven Church Sign” Debate: Is It Real?

The battle of the church signs played on the Internet across the world. Was it real. Or is it a hoax?

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Uncensored Photo of Girl Exposing Herself in High School Yearbook!

A Florida girl accidentally exposed herself in the High School yearbook. Mom want the books recalled and re-printed. Now…the uncensored photo!

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It’s Official: Cavemen Were Obsessed With Sex Too!

Archaeologists have discovered the oldest known statue. What is it of? A nude woman, of course. 35,000 years ago they were obsessed with sex just like we are today. I guess our fascination with the female body isn’t just a faze we’re going through.

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