I was a skeptic as far as Astrology was concerned. You could say I was undecided. And then I employed a real Astrologist and was blown away. You can do it too, and it’s surprisingly affordable.
Archive for March, 2009
Astrology: A Skeptic Gets Blown Into the Heavens
Posted in I Hearts Arts, tagged Astrologers heads cut off, astrology arts, astrology charts, astrology readings, astrology skeptic, Astrology. Science of Astrology, Benjamin Franklin and Astrology, Crusty curmudgeon blog, famous believer is astrology, Henry V and astrology, Hippocrates and astrology, Hire an astrologist, Plato and astrology, Poor Richards Almanac, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Shakespeares and astrology, skype, the crusty curmudgeon on March 28, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Sexy Nerd Girls Steal Hearts and Show Smarts
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged Crusty curmudgeon blog, culture, exploited nerd girls, fake nerd girls, Internet culture, nerd girls, sex, sexy girls with glasses, sexy girls with glasses pics, sexy girls with glasses pictures, Sexy nerd girl, sexy nerd girl pics, sexy nerd girl pictures, the crusty curmudgeon on March 22, 2009 | 15 Comments »
Sexy Nerd Girls celebrate women in science and technology, and their sexuality, dispelling the old stereotype that nerd girls are not attractive. We examine the rise of the Nerd Girl in todays culture and their objectification as sexy, glasses wearing, honey pots.
The Dancing Man
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged Crusty curmudgeon blog, dance around the world, dancing man, dancing man video, funny, goofy dance, Internet culture, internet fame, Internet memes, matt harding, spastic dance, the crusty curmudgeon, the story of dancing man, travel, travel the world, where the hell is Matt on March 18, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Matt Harding was a self-described slacker. He found his calling. It turned out to be traveling around the world and dancing in front of remarkable scenery. Now, the locals dance with him. Here, his story and the video. Funny, joyful, inspiring.
If You Were the World’s Smallest Dinosaur, Who Would You Eat?
Posted in Skewed News, tagged Charlize Theron, Cretaceous period, Crusty curmudgeon blog, gobi desert, Halle Berry, mini-dino, Nicloe Kidman, rosie odonnell, Sandra Bullock, the crusty curmudgeon, Velociraptor, who would you eat, world's smallest dinosaur on March 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The world’s tiniest dinosaur has been unearthed. They should make a horror movie based on the little buggars. Who would you eat?
Internet Memes: 2 Girls 1 Cup Makes You Want to Throw-Up
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged Freedom of speech, 1st amendment, the crusty curmudgeon, humor, Crusty curmudgeon blog, Internet memes, 2 girls 1 cup, depravity, shocking video, shock porn, wanton women, sex films for money, sex videos for drugs, disgusting sex videos, William Randolf Hearst, San Simeon, Hearst castle, internet first amendment on March 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As I sit here in the lemony fresh offices of The Curmudgeon (the cleaning lady was in today) I am dejected but not morose. As you know, I have been writing about Internet memes lately, and a few days ago I came across the most horrible, disgusting, depressing, most likely to “cause you to [...]
Internet Meme: Accidental Tourist of 911 (the Tourist Guy) Revealed
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged accidental tourist photos, accidental tourist real name, Crusty curmudgeon blog, funny, humor, Internet culture, Internet hoax, Internet memes, The accidental Tourist, the crusty curmudgeon, the tourist guy, the tourist guy real name, tourist guy photos, what is a meme, who is accidental tourist, who is the tourist guy on March 9, 2009 | 5 Comments »
The accidental tourist picture of the tourist atop the World Trade Center seconds before the first plane struck started a huge Internet meme. Then the copycats started. Here, the whole story, photo gallery and the poster’s real name.
Are You a Metrosexual? I Can Cure That
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged aftershave, am i a metrosexual, are you a metrosexual, be a real man, don't be a sissy, gay rugby poster, inexpensive mens grooming products, men's beauty products, men's fashion, men's grooming, Metrosexuals, products for men, rugby poster, sissies, soap, what is a metrosexual, what makes a metrosexual on March 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Advertisers pulled the greatest scam ever when they convinced men to buy beauty products just like women. It you’re a metrosexual, I can cure you.
Emo Girls and Scene Girls are Taking Their Funky Clothes Off
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged Crusty curmudgeon blog, cutters, dirty old man, emo girl, funny, girls puberty sooner, girls reach puberty, goth girl, hormones in beef cattle, how to be a scene girl, scene girl culture, scene girls in underwear, Sexy scene girl, what is a scene girl on March 3, 2009 | 51 Comments »
What is a Scene Girl? How is that different from an Emo Girl? Why are they taking their clothes? Are the hormones in the beef are causing girls to reach puberty at an earlier age? These questions and the meaning of life are answered.
The Simpsons Set a New Record As Gays Say D’oh!
Posted in I Hearts Arts, tagged Danny Elfman, Doh, Emmy awards, Gay lesbian and straight education network, GLSEN, gunsmoke, hilary duff gay, homophobe, humor, longest running TV show, Matt Groening, Miss Kitty, Peabody, Simpsons, simpsons longest running show, simpsons salaries, that's so gay, the crusty curmudgeon, wanda sykes gay on March 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
With Fox signing them for two more years, The Simpsons will surpass Gunsmoke as TV’s longest running prme-time show. But the gay’s are complaining. What about? That’s so gay.


