The new U.S. postage stamps are announced, so the Curmudgeon talks about cursing, bad Opera, classic TV shows, cheap postage, the lost art of letter writing, and licking things. Huh?
Archive for December, 2008
New Postage Stamps Licked: Just the Facts, Ma’am
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged humor, satire, New stamps, U.S. Post office, tijuana hookers, STD's, letter writing, bad opera, opera sucks, curse like a fishmonger's wife, cheap postage, snail mail, classic tv shows, I love lucy, dragnet, you bet your life, groucho marx, jack web, Hitchcock, licking things, Dr. Atomic, J. Robert Oppenheimer, atomic bomb, foulmouth, cursing, lost art of letter writing on December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s a Bluesy Christmas Song with Video
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged a bluesy christmas, bad reindeer, Blues during christmas, christmas card, Christopher Reilly music, fun, funny, funny song, humor, naughty reindeer, Naughty rudolph, New christmas song, new music, original music, original song, sad christmas, Santa sings the blues, songwriter, The Rudolph Song, when reindeer go bad on December 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Curmudgeon designs his own Christmas cards and writes original songs? Yes! He does! Rudolph blows off Christmas and Santa sings the blues. Look and listen!
World’s Worst Book Titles
Posted in Wonky Words, tagged alzheimers book, badly named books, books, books for gifts, cooking with pooh, dumb titles, funny, humor, incontinence book, last minute gifts, literature, publishing, strange book titles, stupid book titles, stupid books, weird books, worst book titles on December 19, 2008 | 2 Comments »
The World’s Worst Book Titles of 2008. How does incontinence grab ‘ya? Remember Alzehiemer’s? These are two of the subjects written about with hilarious titles! Burning books never looked so good!
Ladybug, Ladybug, Where Have You Gone?
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged are ladybugs good luck, controlling aphids, culture, humor, ladybirds, ladybug benefits, ladybugs, ladybugs in america, ladycow, pests, screw with mother nature, species of ladybugs, strange culture on December 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The mysteries of the ladybug. Are they good luck? Is it bad luck to squash one? Are they really beneficial? The Curmudgeon tells all about the bug we love!
Largest Full Moon Tonight: Beware the Wackos!
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged British full moon, emergency rooms, full moon affect dogs, full moon crazies, full moon nut cases, full moon tides, how close is moon, is full moon bigger, is full moon brighter, werewolves, werewolves and full moons on December 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Is it true that a full moon brings out the wackos? Maybe. Maybe not. The Curmudgeon looks at the facts, the rumors, and hairy people.
Lights Off During Sex!
Posted in Skewed News, tagged disappearing fireflies, fireflies, fireflies mate, firefly sex, honey bees, how do fireflies mate, lights on or off, New York Times, why do fireflies light on December 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
“His sanguine spirit turns every firefly into a star.” – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Just reported today in the New York Times. Fireflies are disappearing from their love groves and nobody knows where they’re going…or why. Maybe they’re going to meet some honeybees. I remember the last time I saw fireflies, and I mean a [...]
It’s Time for My Endorsement Deal
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged advertising, endorsement deals, Extense, funny, Highest paid athelete, humor, my endorsement, Nike, Nike endorsement, Nike Golf, Nike swoosh, Old Spice, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods endorsement, Tiger Woods Nike, Tiger woods nike picture, Tiger Woods Nike smile on December 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Tiger Woods is making $100 million per year. If that’s a piece of the pie, I just need a crumb. I am ready to shill.
Why People Smoke After Sex
Posted in Crazy Culture, tagged cigarette after sex, cigarettes and sex, crusty curmudgeon, do you smoke after sex, fun, funny, humor, physical sex, sex feels good, smoke after sex, smoking after sex feels good, smoking feels good, Why smoke after sex, woody allen on December 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Why do people smoke after sex? Ah, the Crusty Curmudgeon ponders the fiery question. There is a reason and here it is.
The Pooting Perp
Posted in Skewed News, tagged Crusty curmudgeon blog, farting, farting at police, funny, humor, musical fruit, no farting, passed gas, passing gas, pooting, ridiculous police arrests, Strange police, West virginia on December 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
A man charged for passing gas and waving it towards a cop? You betcha! Something smells bad in the justice system.
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